1 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,003 Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff? 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,333 Well, it's very simple. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,500 In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose... 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,145 ...I'm the smart one. Wolowitz is the funny one. 5 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:15,247 Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner... 6 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,815 ...who struggles to understand our ways and fails. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,550 That leaves you, by default, as the muscle. 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,819 One more floor and I'd be the pulled muscle. 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,053 Oh, it's about time. I'm starving. 10 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:33,165 Uh, well, we didn't actually get Chinese food. 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,726 - Why not? - Don't panic. This is better. 12 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:39,270 Oh, no. You didn't trade the food for magic beans, did you? 13 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,874 Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food. 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,911 Eating them would be a waste, since you could plant them... 15 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,915 ...and have a giant beanstalk which would provide roughage for a small city. 16 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,009 Yeah, sometimes I don't listen. 17 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,519 Sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down. 18 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,886 We were on our way to the restaurant. 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,187 We saw Adam West, so we followed him. 20 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,559 - Who's Adam West? - Who's Adam West? 21 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,690 What do the two of you talk about after the coitus? 22 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,901 My guess is, "Hey, four minutes. New record." 23 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,905 That's why I'm the funny one. 24 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,711 Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale. 25 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,213 They had the coolest stuff. 26 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:26,284 They were closing up. We got this whole box for 60 bucks. 27 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,887 We didn't go through it. There could be anything. 28 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,581 There a new girlfriend in there? You might need one. 29 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:36,590 No, but there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script... 30 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,424 ...with actual slime stains. 31 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,559 Oh, you're right, it's Ghostbusters Il. Never mind. 32 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,969 Oh, my God. 33 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,072 An ALF doll. 34 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:58,074 When I was 11, my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left. 35 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:02,745 I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac... 36 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:06,586 ...and ALF was gonna bring him back to me. 37 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,594 But he never did. 38 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,754 Where's my daddy, puppet? 39 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,627 Where is he? 40 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,097 That is so sad. 41 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:25,301 No, what's sad is that you don't know that Adam West was TV's Batman. 42 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,068 Here's Spock's head with no body. 43 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,544 Here's Mr. T's body with no head. 44 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,911 Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr. T's head. 45 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,816 "I pity the fool who's illogical." 46 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,684 I'm just gonna go home and make a grilled cheese... 47 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,591 ...and window-shop on eHarmony. 48 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,160 - Okay, bye. - Okay. 49 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,929 Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connect-the-dots. 50 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,596 And an Aquaman action figure. 51 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,106 Looks like someone drew a penis on him. 52 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,837 Eh. That'll come off. 53 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,518 You see what you're doing? Stop that. 54 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,559 - Fascinating. - What? 55 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,698 - It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring. - Oh. 56 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,026 It's even got the Elvish engraving on it. 57 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,361 It's not Elvish. 58 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:59,596 It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script. 59 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,103 "One ring to rule them all." 60 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,301 "One ring to find them." 61 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,913 "One ring to bring them all." 62 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:11,207 "And in the darkness, bind them." 63 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,718 Holy crap, are we nerdy. 64 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,883 So I was doing some checking on the ring... 65 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,995 Hold on. Sheldon, is there ketchup on that table? 66 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,996 Yes, there is. Oh, here's a fun fact. 67 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,566 Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce... 68 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:32,068 ...typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. 69 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:35,731 Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy... 70 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:39,242 ...oyster, kidney bean and grape. 71 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,342 No, that's okay, I'll get it. 72 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,742 Listen, I was looking at the ring and it seemed a little weird. 73 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,410 No copyright notice on it. 74 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,580 So I took it down to this buddy of mine who deals with... 75 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:55,626 ...shall we say, the seedy underbelly of the collectibles world. 76 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,093 Seedy underbelly? 77 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:59,459 Uh, your black-market phasers... 78 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,863 ...your screen-worn Lieutenant Uhura panties, that kind of stuff. 79 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,135 Who's this mysterious buddy you suddenly have? 80 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,366 Just a guy. I know a guy. 81 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,034 - Is it Eddie Crispo? - No, I can't tell you who it is. 82 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:15,773 - Who else could it be? It has to be. - I know lots of dangerous people. 83 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,782 - Name one. - Eddie Crispo. 84 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,483 Anyway, he said this isn't a replica. 85 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,281 It's the real deal. 86 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,790 If you're suggesting that that is the actual ring of power... 87 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,156 ...forged by Sauron in Mount Doom... 88 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,821 ...I look at you with an expression of exhaustion... 89 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,489 ...and ever-so-slight amusement. 90 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,566 He's not saying it's a magic ring. 91 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,506 You're not, are you? 92 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,409 No, but it's close. 93 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,068 Look at the markings inside. 94 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,407 Those are production markings. 95 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,743 Nine rings were made for use in the movies. 96 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,648 Three were given to members of the cast. The rest were destroyed. 97 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,318 Except one. 98 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,322 One was stolen. 99 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:04,587 Gentlemen, this is the One Ring. 100 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,426 Mine. 101 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,835 No, it is not yours. We all went in on the box together. 102 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,941 Yes, but I found it in the box. 103 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,441 And the laws of maritime salvage clearly state... 104 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,706 ...that the finder of a sunken treasure is the owner. 105 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,713 How is this maritime salvage? 106 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,182 Other than the lack of water, how is it not? 107 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,685 Wait, Sheldon. Stop being crazy for a second. 108 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,853 How much is something like this worth? 109 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,356 Well, it's tough to say, since it's hot. 110 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,517 On the underground market, my guy figures... 111 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,630 - Your guy Eddie Crispo? - Yes. 112 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:45,867 - He figures 10-, maybe 15,000. - Okay, that's a lot of money. 113 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,372 The wise thing to do is invest it in something practical. 114 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,975 Like a Jet Ski. 115 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,043 Why do you want a Jet Ski? 116 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:57,377 All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis. 117 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,041 - That can't just be a coincidence. - Ugh. 118 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,553 We can't sell it. We have to keep it and love it and polish it. 119 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,089 Take it out occasionally when we go to the park... 120 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,387 ...and reenact our favorite scenes from the movies. 121 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,593 It's sad how great that sounds. 122 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,069 Guys, it's stolen. It should go back to Peter Jackson. 123 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,831 - He made the movies. It belongs to him. - Fine. 124 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,098 He can have it back. 125 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:24,573 As long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie. 126 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,405 But there are no Jewish hobbits. 127 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:30,447 Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashanah. 128 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,078 We are not blackmailing Peter... 129 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:36,848 - All right, where's the ring? - You mean my ring? 130 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,184 - What are you doing? - The ring was unguarded. 131 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,919 It was sitting on the table. Anyone could've taken it. 132 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,461 Proof? I did. 133 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,757 Give me that. 134 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,924 Be reasonable. We want to do different things with the ring. 135 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:52,265 But your ideas are stupid and I want a Jet Ski. 136 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,600 I found it. The ring is mine. 137 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:58,266 I don't understand why in this group I never get my way. 138 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,944 You always get your way. 139 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,780 I'll stipulate to that if you give me the ring. 140 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,450 Hey. Enjoying your food that I actually brought you... 141 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:15,287 ...instead of promising food but bringing you a box of random crap? 142 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,290 Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though. 143 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,800 How about this? Until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds it. 144 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,461 - What ring? - This ring. 145 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,569 Looking for something? 146 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,138 - Will you hold this for a couple of days? - Why? 147 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:37,181 It's a prop from a movie and we're kind of fighting over it. 148 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,852 The first piece of jewelry my boyfriend gives me... 149 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,080 ...is a prop from a movie and I don't even get to keep it? 150 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,755 If you had gone out with me years ago... 151 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,859 ...you'd have my Aunt Ida's brooch... 152 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,327 ...that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat. 153 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,925 How am I looking now? 154 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,261 You hit me! 155 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,101 I'm bleeding! 156 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,598 What was that? 157 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,741 Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him. 158 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,669 That's my girl. 159 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,316 So, Sheldon, how's it feel to get beaten up by a girl? 160 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,319 It's not the first time. 161 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,588 I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero. 162 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,126 If only I'd had the presence of mind to reabsorb her. 163 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,962 I'd have a mole with hair in it... 164 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,265 ...instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter. 165 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,474 Have you come to the realization... 166 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,305 ...that the only reasonable action is to sell the ring and divide the money? 167 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,376 - No. - I was afraid of that. 168 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,207 Go ahead. 169 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,977 Greetings from Mumbai. 170 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,315 I'm Raj's attorney, Venkatesh Koothrappali. 171 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,480 Also my cousin. 172 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,487 - You brought a lawyer? - Don't answer that. 173 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,953 I'll get straight to the point. 174 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,031 My client's prepared to surrender any interest in the ring... 175 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,668 ...in exchange for two Kawasaki Jet Skis. 176 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,661 We're not giving him two Jet Skis. 177 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,673 Look, we're big boys. Why don't we just cut to the chase and meet In the middle? 178 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,175 One Kawasaki Jet Ski. Done and done. 179 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,013 No Jet Skis. 180 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,546 All right, forget the Jet Skis. 181 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:30,712 Forget the Jet Skis? What happened to "tear them a new one"? 182 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:34,587 What can I say? They played hardball. We lost. 183 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,753 - You're useless. - I told you that when you hired me. 184 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:42,329 - I'm signing off now. - Call your mother. She worries. 185 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,872 So you know, if we're bringing in cousins who are lawyers... 186 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,009 ...prepare for shock and awe. 187 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,244 You know, I am ending this. Penny didn't wanna hold the ring. 188 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,280 She gave it to me. I have it. I'm sending it back. 189 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,345 - Where's the ring? - You mean this ring? 190 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:05,451 Be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men's room. 191 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,723 - Give me that. - No, it's mine. 192 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,020 It's all of ours. 193 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,886 Okay, this is ridiculous. 194 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,965 - Then let go! - I'm not. You let go. 195 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:17,591 I say this ring belongs to the last person who can hold on. 196 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,732 Fine. Can't we go home and start? 197 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,272 Sure. Let go of the ring. 198 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,710 All right. It starts now. 199 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:33,815 You do realize there's a giant-bug movie marathon tonight on the Syfy Channel. 200 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,635 Wait, my laptop. 201 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,912 Yeah, there's a point when this becomes idiotic. 202 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,451 And it wasn't when we were driving like this? 203 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:12,315 I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile. 204 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,119 I have endless patience. 205 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:18,094 I spent two and a half hours on hold with Hewlett-Packard customer service... 206 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,495 ...just to complain about their customer service. 207 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,970 You wanna talk about endless patience? 208 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:29,268 Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City. 209 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,135 There's six seasons, dude. 210 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,543 Oh, crap. 211 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,147 No, no, no, the sixth season is great. 212 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,119 We go to Paris with Carrie and get our heart broken... 213 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:47,020 ...and then Mr. Big shows up. We don't know if we can trust him again. 214 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,388 It's a wild ride. 215 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,989 Door. 216 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,668 Okay, everybody, and plié. 217 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,307 And relevé. 218 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,020 What are you doing? 219 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,650 Last one holding the ring decides its fate. 220 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,021 I know it sounds silly. 221 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,926 No, no, no. You are my boyfriend. Nothing you do is silly to me. 222 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,923 Thank you. 223 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:32,538 FYI, this is a bag from Victoria's Secret. 224 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,672 I'm out. 225 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,285 I'm sorry, Ma, I have to stay late at the office. 226 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,430 No, he doesn't. He's lying to you. 227 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,531 Will you be quiet? 228 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,396 Well, if you want privacy, let go of the ring. 229 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,936 I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club. 230 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,902 Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's G-string. 231 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,642 I'll call you back. 232 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,307 It's lovely you call your mommy and let her know you're going to be late. 233 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,454 From what I know, if a woman doesn't breast-feed on time... 234 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,420 ...it's very uncomfortable for her boobies. 235 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,460 Don't you talk about my mother's boobies. 236 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,064 If you're offended, let go of the ring and go on home to your mother's boobies. 237 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,799 Excellent. Tire each other out. The ring will be mine. 238 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,801 Howard, why don't you go after Raj's mother? 239 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,599 Why don't we go after your mother? 240 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,267 Go ahead. I have no illusions about my mother. 241 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,507 She is a kind, loving, religiously fanatical right-wing Texan... 242 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,517 ...with a slightly out-of-scale head and a mild Dr. Pepper addiction. 243 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,120 Anything you'd like to add? 244 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,488 That's not gonna get you anywhere. Better pull out the big gun. 245 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,960 You're right. Let's talk about your grandmother. 246 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,621 No. 247 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,192 I call no meemaws. 248 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,627 Think about this. 249 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,137 The only way your mother was born was your meemaw had sex. 250 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,977 - I don't wanna hear this. - Then let go of the ring and walk away. 251 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,616 - Never. - All right. 252 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,947 I'll bet your meemaw didn't just have sex to have your mother... 253 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,553 ...I bet she had sex... 254 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,314 ...because she liked it. 255 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,325 - Stop it. - Yeah. Meemaw did the nasty. 256 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,794 - I said stop it! RAJESH & HOWARD: Ha-ha-ha. 257 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,990 - We're getting to him. - Waterfalls. 258 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,493 - What? - Waterfalls. 259 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,296 Crashing waves, babbling brooks. 260 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,498 - What are you doing? - Subliminal messaging. 261 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,575 I'm going to make you want to pee. 262 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,646 Dripping faucets. 263 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,975 Leaky gutter. 264 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,980 Peeing. 265 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,175 It's not working, dude. 266 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,255 Oh-ho-ho. It's working, all right. 267 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,254 I have to pee. 268 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:11,026 - Then let go of the ring and go. - Actually, I wouldn't mind going too. Heh. 269 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,695 Fine, um, on the count of three. 270 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,026 One, two... 271 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,533 Wait, just to clarify, when you get to three... 272 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,366 ...do we stand up or do we pee? 273 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,739 We stand up. 274 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,270 Excellent choice. 275 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,606 Three. 276 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:40,889 Oh. Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes. 277 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,804 I've done it. I've won. 278 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,540 The ring is mine. 279 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,274 It's mine! 280 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:15,093 We're going to clean it up and make it pretty. 281 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,393 My own, my love... 282 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,728 ...my precious. 283 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,808 Where's the ring? 284 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:36,107 It's in a FedEx box on its way back to where it came from. 285 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,274 The fires of Mount Doom? 286 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,115 Peter Jackson's office in New Zealand. It wasn't ours. 287 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,917 You quit the game. You had no right to take it. 288 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,619 You guys were sleeping. The ring was on the floor. No one was touching it. 289 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,161 So we start the game over until there's a winner. 290 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,492 There wasn't ever going to be a winner. 291 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,635 There was going to be a selfish person... 292 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,963 ...and three people who used to be his friend. 293 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,299 Is that what you guys want? If it is, fine. 294 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,942 I don't want anything to do with you. 295 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:07,439 I don't know what happened in that bathroom, but I'm not cleaning it. 296 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,695 My precious. 297 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,548 I knew it. 298 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,518 - Give us the precious. - Never! Never. 299 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,091 - Give it to me. - Get off of me. 300 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,386 - Give me the ring. - It's mine. 301 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,694 I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym. 302 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,493 - Give it back. - Give it to me. Give me the ring! 303 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:06,195 - I said give it to me. - It's mine!