1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:07,998 Look at us, getting ready for a double date with actual women... 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,508 ...who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends. 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:15,170 Yes. I mean, actual women are the best. 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,750 I don't understand. What other kind of women are there? 5 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:22,582 Artificial women are your department. You wanna take this? 6 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,692 No, it would just freak him out. 7 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,529 Listen, before we leave, I should warn you... 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,187 ...I'm a passionate man... 9 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,733 ...and I tend towards public displays of affection. 10 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,230 What are you trying to tell me, Howard? 11 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,333 There might be making out in the car or restaurant. 12 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,773 I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable... 13 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:48,073 ...so it would help if you and Penny made out too. 14 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,947 Don't worry, we're planning to have sex right on the salad bar. 15 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,453 Namaste, white people. 16 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,553 Good news. I've rented us... 17 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,217 - ...the four-hour edition of Watchmen. - Got it. 18 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,627 - Seen it. - Detailed analysis posted online. 19 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,027 Then what are we gonna do tonight? 20 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,102 Sorry. Howard and I are going out with Penny and Bernadette. 21 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,297 Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard. 22 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,068 These broncos have been saddled. 23 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,944 How did we get actual women? 24 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,818 Great. They get girlfriends and they just abandon us? 25 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,785 It is great, isn't it? 26 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,489 We have a wonderful evening ahead of us. 27 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:33,990 - We do? - Oh, yes. 28 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:37,892 I discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a LINUX partition. 29 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,829 You and I are gonna perform a full backup, reinitialize... 30 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,401 ...and then reinstall all my operating systems. 31 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,901 - I don't wanna do that. - All right. 32 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,770 Well, I'm going to perform a full backup, reinitialize... 33 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,673 ...and then reinstall all my operating systems. 34 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,609 Well, what about me? 35 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,740 Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. 36 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,178 Maybe you should look into that. 37 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,482 Dude, there are so many cool things we could be doing tonight. Look. 38 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,053 At the Glendale Galleria: "Put on your best zoot suit. 39 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,713 It's a salute to swing music... 40 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,382 ...in the center court near Macy's, 5 p.m. to 9 p.m." 41 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,494 Huh? Huh? 42 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,722 A salute to zoot. 43 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,826 - Sounds like a hoot. - I'm sorry, Raj. 44 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,993 I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight... 45 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:54,833 ...much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s. 46 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,498 Race riots? 47 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,304 The Zoot Suit Riots. 48 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,847 Oh. 49 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:05,144 I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale. 50 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,086 Why don't we go to the galleria and walk around? 51 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:12,748 I don't need anything at the galleria. You need anything at the galleria? 52 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,690 No, we would just walk around and see what's what. 53 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,094 That's a semantically null sentence. 54 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:24,101 Okay, well, how about this? From the university website: 55 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:27,536 "Seven p.m. to 10 p.m., Norton Hall Multipurpose Room... 56 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,938 ...mixer for grad students and faculty... 57 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,442 ...of the Science and Humanities Departments. 58 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:37,549 Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be." 59 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,542 Well, that's certainly amusing... 60 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,855 ...but I have no interest. 61 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,280 Come on, Sheldon. 62 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,949 The world is filled with people doing things outside. 63 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,789 Let's go outside. Outside is good. 64 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,521 If outside is so good... 65 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:55,395 ...why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside? 66 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,568 I don't know. It's a marketing scheme. 67 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,402 Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land... 68 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,909 ...and I need to strut my stuff. 69 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,142 Let me offer you a compromise. 70 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:12,046 Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery... 71 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,813 ...I use my imagination. 72 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,046 Oh, boy. 73 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,590 One of my favorite places to visit is the two-dimensional world... 74 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,560 ...described in Edwin Abbott's mathematical fantasy Flatland. 75 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,162 I don't wanna go to Flatland. 76 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,496 You're only saying that because you haven't been there. 77 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,831 I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space... 78 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:38,171 ...and can only perceive the edges of other objects. 79 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,901 Oy. 80 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,678 Is that you, Raj? I don't recognize your edge. 81 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,781 Sheldon, I'm begging you. 82 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,922 I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone. 83 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:54,823 Well, you're in luck. There's a mixer here in Flatland. 84 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,588 Oh, look. 85 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:01,598 There's a sexually attractive line segment. 86 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:02,928 - Chat her up. - What? 87 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:07,039 Tell her you're a circle. Flatland gals are all hot for circles. 88 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,036 I hope you're hungry. We're going to a terrific restaurant. 89 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,148 Oh, yeah, I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio lab... 90 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,978 ...watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize rodents... 91 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,712 ...it really works up an appetite. 92 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,719 Flesh-eating bacteria and yet I still wanna kiss this woman. 93 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,052 What does that tell you? 94 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:32,130 You'd be willing to die a horrible death on the off chance you'd get to second base. 95 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:35,291 We're way past second base. Right, Howard? 96 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:40,169 Well, we kind of disagree about what the bases are. 97 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,835 How's your work going, Penny? Any acting jobs? 98 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,240 The last big thing I did was this production... 99 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,143 ...of Diary of Anne Frank above a bowling alley. 100 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:52,183 But I think things might be turning around pretty soon. 101 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,252 Well, great. How come? 102 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,480 Well, promise you won't make fun of me? 103 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,920 Of course. I would never make fun of you. 104 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:03,362 Okay, well, I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair... 105 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,521 ...I'm gonna get a national commercial. 106 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,864 What? Seriously? 107 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,697 You're getting career advice from a psychic? 108 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,273 Good job not making fun of her. 109 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:19,173 She's not one of those phonies, okay? She wrote a book, has her own website. 110 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,836 Oh, gee, why didn't you say so? 111 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,608 They don't just let anyone have a website. 112 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,018 - Why are you being such a jerk? - You're surprised? 113 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,712 Your psychic didn't tell you I was going to be a jerk? 114 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,952 Heh, heh. Bite me. 115 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,221 - Come on, Penny. - Why don't you kids go ahead and chat? 116 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,023 We're gonna make out back here. 117 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,298 I'm sliding into third. 118 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,872 Thanks for coming with me. 119 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,410 Thanks for giving me your limited edition Green Lantern lantern. 120 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,981 Did you really have to bring it with you? 121 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,949 What if evil strikes and my power ring runs low? 122 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,649 - Come on, let's get a drink. - I don't drink. 123 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:06,883 Well, I do. 124 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:11,588 And when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot. 125 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,428 I'll have a screwdriver, please. And don't be chintzy with the screw. 126 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,101 I would like a root-beerfloat. 127 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:22,775 - Sheldon, they don't have ice cream. - They don't? 128 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:26,844 Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of "party." 129 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:31,678 - He'll have a Shirley Temple. - And don't be chintzy with the Shirley. 130 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:39,282 - Okay, let's check out the females. - All right. 131 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,357 There's a female. 132 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,190 That's Professor Wilkinson's wife. She's like 80. 133 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,528 But she's female. Isn't that the game? 134 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,636 - No. I'm looking for a hookup. - Oh, yes. 135 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:55,138 So the point of this exercise is for you to find someone to copulate with? 136 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,971 Not so loud. But ideally, yes. 137 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,380 - Thanks. - Thank you. 138 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,711 And what is my function as wingman? 139 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,382 - You help me run my game. - Okay. 140 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,950 And what is your game? 141 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:16,156 When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree. 142 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,892 Hey, that's pretty cool. What is it? 143 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,899 It's a limited edition Green Lantern lantern. 144 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,737 My friend is looking for someone to copulate with. 145 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,574 You're very funny. I'm Abby. 146 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,472 - I'm Sheldon. - How do you do? 147 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:35,239 Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. Call me Raj. 148 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:38,907 - Hey, Raj. Where are you from? - The mysterious subcontinent of India. 149 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,985 - Ooh. India. - You know India? 150 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:46,421 - I saw Slumdog Millionaire. - Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist. 151 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,419 I thought your father was a gynecologist. 152 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,861 I'm sorry. 153 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,193 Martha, come here. Meet Raj and Sheldon. 154 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,599 - My friend Martha. - Hi. 155 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:00,865 - Hello. - Hello. 156 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:04,373 Is that the limited edition Green Lantern lantern? 157 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:10,607 In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight. 158 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,514 Oh, that is so awesome. 159 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:16,780 Thank you. 160 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,187 Have you chosen one to copulate with? 161 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:35,407 So, what should we talk about? 162 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,404 Well, we could always learn more... 163 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:42,240 ...about why people who believe in psychics are idiots. Leonard? 164 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,910 We don't need to talk about that anymore. 165 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,079 Leonard covered it pretty well in the car. 166 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,487 I'm sorry, but facts are facts. 167 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,823 Right, and if you can't understand it, it's not a fact. 168 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,988 No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact. 169 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:04,432 - Oh, got it. Thank you for educating me. - Oh, you're welcome. 170 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,596 - How's your fish? - Amazing. 171 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,106 - Would you like to try some? - Yeah, sure. 172 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,267 Well, the fact is you can't. 173 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,076 Howard, Bernadette, you're both scientists. 174 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,408 Help me out here. 175 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,444 Wanna jump in the middle of another couple's argument? 176 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,416 - No, thank you. - Sorry. 177 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,789 Maybe we should just stop talking about this. 178 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,792 Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether. 179 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,925 - How is everything tonight? - Really uncomfortable. 180 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,961 The best thing about a monogamous, mutually supportive relationship... 181 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,131 ...is even if you have different ideas... 182 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,768 ...you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for, even make love... 183 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,441 You want your fish? 184 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,885 Knew you were gonna do that. Doesn't make me psychic. 185 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,620 Attaboy, Leonard. Make it worse. 186 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,524 American woman 187 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,361 Listen what I say 188 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,561 What's going on? 189 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,407 We scored. 190 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,668 I'm the wingman. 191 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,871 American woman 192 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,720 - Hey. - Laser. 193 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,023 Had a great night last night. 194 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:38,324 I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base. 195 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,196 - What the hell is eighth base? - Seventh base with shirt off. 196 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,938 Well, my shirt. 197 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:53,004 - How'd things go with Penny? - Oh, couldn't be better. 198 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,384 Are we taking our relationship frustrations out... 199 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,213 ...on innocent Cylons? 200 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,855 It's not just Cylons. Superman's next. 201 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,056 I was gonna try to squeeze in a little more mocking before lunch... 202 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,563 ...but I can come back when you don't have a high-powered weapon. 203 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,692 How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics? 204 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:21,738 Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens. 205 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,273 And that didn't bother you? 206 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:27,573 Au contraire, it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing. 207 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,706 What am I supposed to do? 208 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,544 Pretend I believe something I don't when I'm with Penny? 209 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:38,089 Hey, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you. 210 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,985 Do me a favor. Lean over, put your head right here. 211 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,223 Let me show you another way to look at this. 212 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:49,095 Here we have the universe of all women. 213 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,464 Okay, these are the ones you wanna sleep with. 214 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,732 These are the women who believe exactly what you believe. 215 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,434 These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you. 216 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,309 And right there, in the little triple intersection... 217 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,777 ...is your ideal mate. 218 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,612 Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem... 219 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,949 ...who lives in a government research facility in China. 220 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,288 What's your point? 221 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,824 To keep having a sexual relationship with Penny... 222 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,464 ...I have to give up everything I believe in? My intellectual integrity? 223 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,294 The very nature of who I am? I can't do that, Howard. 224 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,129 I respect that. 225 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,131 - What is that? - Your new girlfriend. 226 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,667 Have fun tonight. 227 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,809 "The dog." 228 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,611 "The roof." 229 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,317 "Grapes." 230 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,969 One minute. 231 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,507 - What was that? - It means, "Come in." 232 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,976 It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer. 233 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,172 I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom. 234 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,818 Now I thought I'd learn Finnish. 235 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,348 That's Hindi for, "Whatever floats your boat." 236 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,720 Listen, I got a text from that girl Abby... 237 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,363 ...and she and Martha wanna hang out with us again. 238 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,863 - What do you say? - I don't say anything. 239 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:32,596 I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane. 240 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,874 - I don't get it. You had a great time. - Yes, exactly. I had a great time. 241 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,035 That's done. I've moved on to other things. 242 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:44,240 For example, after I learn Finnish, I'm not going to learn Finnish again. 243 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,884 Please, Sheldon. 244 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,418 I'm a lost Indian boy far from home... 245 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,249 ...and I want a girlfriend, and I want her to be Abby... 246 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,018 ...and she'll only come if she can bring Martha. 247 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,684 I highly doubt there is any argument you can make... 248 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,890 ...threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, plea, invocation... 249 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:06,095 ...supplication or "vetoomus" that you can employ... 250 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,070 ...that would convince me to reconsider. 251 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:26,755 My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan Lee. 252 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,752 Oh, my. 253 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,582 I've admired these for years. 254 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,241 Does that mean we can go out with the girls again? 255 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:57,185 Hulk agree to second date with puny humans. 256 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,287 You can't wear the hands on the date. 257 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,765 Hulk sad. 258 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,268 Hey. 259 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,970 Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh? 260 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,446 Not only is it courteous, it's safety-smart. 261 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:26,483 Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer-lint ignition. 262 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,479 And now you're supposed to say, "Wow, what an interesting fact. 263 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,615 Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you." 264 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:39,297 Wow. That's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person... 265 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,957 ...on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz? 266 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,904 No, I'm sorry. I really am. 267 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,338 It's not right to mock what a person believes in. 268 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,171 Thank you. 269 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,007 You willing to go to my psychic and see what it's about? 270 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,648 You willing to read a book... 271 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,512 ...that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds? 272 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,750 I would not. 273 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,690 - Okay, let's go see your psychic. - Really? 274 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,195 Well, yeah. One of us has to keep an open mind. 275 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,393 - Saying I don't have an open mind? - No. Let me help you with this stuff. 276 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,065 You know, I believe in ghosts too. 277 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,831 - Great. - And astrology. 278 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,842 I know. And pyramid power and healing crystals. 279 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,345 Oh, no, no, no. Crystals don't work. 280 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,209 Really? That's the line? 281 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,013 Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo? 282 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,714 Oh, voodoo's real. You don't wanna mess with voodoo. 283 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,752 Flatland is more than just a mathematical essay. 284 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,024 It is also a treatise on Victorian social mores. 285 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,566 You know, I had never considered that. 286 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,069 Wow. I mean, that's going to completely change my visits there. 287 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,452 - Well, it's late. - Uh-huh. 288 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,055 Time for bed. 289 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,756 Okay. 290 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,589 Good night, puny human. 291 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:29,932 Sheldon? 292 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,313 Yes? 293 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:42,284 Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room... 294 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,947 ...and I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while. 295 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,122 Well, I suppose. Come in. 296 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,636 I'll sleep in Leonard's room. Good night.