1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,803 So two years later, there's a knock on the door. 2 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,838 Guy opens it, and there is the snail... 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,909 ...who says, "What the heck was all that about?" 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,211 I don't really get it. 5 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:20,017 Well, see, it took two years for the snail to... 6 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,886 Not important. 7 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,585 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,355 Where do you think this is going? 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,693 To be honest, I was hoping at least second base. 10 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:36,697 You're so funny. 11 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,365 You're like a standup comedian. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:44,204 A Jewish standup comedian, that would be new. 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,446 Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish. 14 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,379 No, I was just... Because... Never mind. 15 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:57,286 Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means. 16 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,051 - We do? - Sex. 17 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,393 You're kidding. 18 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:08,226 But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship... 19 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,960 ...or a one-night stand. 20 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,930 Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right? 21 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,604 I mean, it's not like "Chicken or fish?" on an airplane? 22 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,905 Maybe you need to think about it a little. 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,911 Well, you know, it's not unheard of... 24 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,915 ...for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship. 25 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,253 Call me when you figure it out. 26 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,919 Three dates means sex? 27 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,728 Who knew? 28 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,231 Greetings, homeys. 29 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,140 Homette. 30 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,677 Why are you back from your date so early? 31 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:57,511 Well, in romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more. 32 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,955 - What exactly does that mean? - He struck out. 33 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,344 Hey, did you know that three dates with the same woman... 34 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,543 ...is the threshold for sex? 35 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,380 Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman. 36 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,615 With Penny and me, it took two years. 37 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:44,024 But now that I think about it, that was three dates. 38 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,859 Okay, well, before you and Penny hooked up... 39 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,298 ...did she ask for any kind of commitment? 40 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:54,202 No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open. 41 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:58,075 I have something to announce, but out of respect for convention... 42 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:00,907 ...I will wait for you to finish your conversation. 43 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,548 What are you talking about? 44 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,981 The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates. 45 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,211 I see. 46 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,878 Now, are we talking "date" the social interaction... 47 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,753 ...or "date" the dried fruit? 48 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,058 Never mind. What's your announcement? 49 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,321 Oh, good, my turn. 50 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:21,228 Well, this is very exciting, and I wanted you to be among the first to know... 51 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,232 I hear you're gonna be on the radio... 52 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:26,236 ...with Ira Flatow from Science Friday next week. 53 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,430 Thank you, Kripke... 54 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,338 ...for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends. 55 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,411 My pleasure. 56 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:37,516 - My thank-you was not sincere. - But my pleasure is. 57 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,749 Let me ask you a question. 58 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,286 At what point did National Public Radio... 59 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,187 ...have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guests? 60 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,953 Eeh-eeh. Don't answer. It's rhetorical. 61 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,963 Well, why are you such a stupidhead? 62 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,697 That is also rhetorical. 63 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,437 I'm sorry you had to hear that. 64 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,471 Are you really gonna be on NPR? 65 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,269 Yes, they're interviewing me by phone from my office... 66 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:08,778 ...regarding the recent so-called discovery of magnetic monopoles in spin ices. 67 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:13,113 It's pledge week, and they're trying to goose the ratings with controversy. 68 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,784 - Very cool. Congratulations. - Thank you. My mother is very excited. 69 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,449 She's convening her Bible study group to listen in... 70 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,152 ...and then pray for my soul. 71 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,462 I was on the radio once. 72 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,725 I called into Fever 104 FM New Delhi... 73 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,903 ...and was the fourth person to say the phrase that pays: 74 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,231 "Fever 104:" 75 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:40,942 That means "Fever 104: Home of the really good current music." 76 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,248 It's much catchier in Hindi. 77 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:53,351 All right, these are the talking points for my NPR interview tomorrow. 78 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,654 I need to make sure they're simple enough... 79 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:59,026 ...for the less educated in the audience to understand. 80 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,601 Howard, look this over and tell me what's unclear to you. 81 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:06,865 I have a Master's in engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. 82 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,374 It required the completion of 144 units of grad work and an original thesis. 83 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,836 Yes. 84 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,346 Look this over and tell me what's unclear to you. 85 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:22,121 You know, when Sheldon gives you homework, you don't have to do it. 86 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,848 In fact, it's better if you don't. Otherwise, the rest of us look bad. 87 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,624 - Hi, guys. - Hello. 88 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:30,990 Yo, Raj, talk to me. 89 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,030 I'm sorry, just screwing with you. 90 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,478 Hey, Howard, why haven't you called Bernadette? 91 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,977 Did she say something? 92 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,810 Said she hasn't heard from you. I thought you liked her. 93 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,144 I do, you know, but she wants a commitment... 94 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,652 ...and I'm not sure she's my type. 95 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,916 She agreed to go out with you for free. What more do you need? 96 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,151 Look, Bernadette is really nice. 97 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,764 I just always thought when I finally settled down into a relationship... 98 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,559 ...it would be with someone, you know, different. 99 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,167 Different how? 100 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:13,102 Well, you know, more like Megan Fox from Transformers... 101 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:17,233 ...or Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica. 102 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,538 Are you high? 103 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:25,284 You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian from Total Recall. 104 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:30,920 Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was 20 years ago. 105 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,685 Imagine how saggy those things would be. 106 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,259 You're gonna throw away a great girl like Bernadette... 107 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,027 ...because you're holding out for some fantasy? 108 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:46,764 Hey, just because you settled doesn't mean I have to. 109 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,276 Excuse me, I'm sitting here. 110 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,469 Hey, I did not settle for Leonard. 111 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:57,879 I mean, obviously, he isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with. 112 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,450 You know, physically. 113 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,583 Again, I'm right here. 114 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:07,559 I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath. 115 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,718 I am here, right? You see me? 116 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,964 Hey, I'm interested in what's inside people too. 117 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,302 But, you know, why is it wrong to want those insides wrapped up... 118 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,002 ...in, say, the delicious caramel that is Halle Berry? 119 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,412 Yes, you're delicious caramel too. 120 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,251 I will tell you why it's wrong... 121 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,824 - Excuse me, may I interject? - What? 122 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:43,087 Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified... 123 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:47,427 ...in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line. 124 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:48,658 Thank you, Sheldon. 125 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,599 Whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity... 126 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,001 ...is an entirely different question. 127 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:01,011 This is Ira Flatow and you're listening to NPR's Science Friday. 128 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,843 Joining us today by phone from his office In Pasadena, California... 129 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,879 ...Is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 130 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,647 Oh, this is gonna be a riot. 131 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,625 Thanks for being with us today, Dr. Cooper. 132 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,386 My pleasure, Ira. 133 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:19,623 Now, let's talk about magnetic monopoles. 134 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:24,236 Can you explain to our audience just what a monopole Is? 135 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,803 Of course. 136 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:30,966 First, consider an ordinary magnet, which has, as even the most uneducated... 137 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,011 ...in your audience must know, two poles... 138 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:39,076 ...a north and south pole. 139 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,312 If you cut that in half, you have two smaller magnets... 140 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:45,322 ...each with its own north and south pole. 141 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,829 Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection. 142 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:53,056 No, I hear you fine. 143 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:57,101 As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has two poles. 144 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,602 The primary characteristic of a monopole... 145 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:04,233 ...is that it has only one pole, hence, "monopole." 146 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:09,079 A requirement for string theory, or M-theory, If you will... 147 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,774 ...is the existence of such monopoles. 148 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:16,083 I myself led an expedition to the Arctic Circle In search of said particles. 149 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,588 Kripke, I found the nozzle. I'm going to kill you. 150 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:30,626 So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always. 151 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,598 Thanks, Howard. 152 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:37,140 Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies. 153 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,437 Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap. 154 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:46,449 I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act. 155 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,277 Thank you. 156 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,948 So, ahem, shall we get started? 157 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,119 Sure, but can I ask you a question first? 158 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,492 You wanna play Cylon and colonist? 159 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,499 No, I wanna know why you're playing make-believe with me... 160 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,399 ...when you could be out with a real woman tonight. 161 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,973 - You mean Bernadette? - No, I mean Princess Leia. 162 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,132 Of course I mean Bernadette. 163 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,745 She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you. 164 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:18,641 - I know, but she's not you. - I'm not me. 165 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,516 The real me is in Beverly Hills with a tall, handsome rich guy. 166 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,657 - Really? Tall? - Six-four. 167 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,155 Ouch. 168 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,992 You've got a wonderful girl in your life, and you're ignoring her... 169 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:35,032 ...to spend your nights in the bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth. 170 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,332 Howard! 171 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,530 What are you doing in there? 172 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,174 I'm taking a bath! 173 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:47,336 I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub! 174 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,039 Don't remind me! 175 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,510 Oh, man. 176 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:59,681 All soaped up and no place to go. 177 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,197 How you doing, buddy? 178 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,963 I was humiliated on national radio. How do you think I'm doing? 179 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,696 Come on, it wasn't that bad. 180 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,465 What do you want? 181 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:19,874 We represent the Lollipop Guild, and we want you. 182 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:28,815 - Okay, so Kripke played a joke on you. - It wasn't funny. 183 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,046 I thought it was funny. 184 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,054 - Raj. - You laughed. 185 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,891 Did you laugh? 186 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,263 I fell on the floor. 187 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,834 All right, he got you. You can get him back. 188 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,903 - I refuse to sink to his level. - You can't sink. 189 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:50,031 With all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't float away. 190 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,579 Are you really admitting defeat? 191 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,612 - I never admit defeat. - Good. 192 00:11:56,783 --> 00:12:01,413 However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again. 193 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,251 What if you could make Kripke look even sillier than he made you look? 194 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,916 - I don't think that's possible. - You're not helping. 195 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,858 I didn't come to help. I came to mock. 196 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,254 Sheldon, what you need to do... 197 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:17,563 ...is figure out a way to exact vengeance on Kripke, like... 198 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,039 Like how the Joker got back at Batman... 199 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,369 ...for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. 200 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,773 He didn't stay and talk about his feelings with the other villains. 201 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,279 He broke out and poisoned Gotham's water supply. 202 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,977 Well... 203 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,814 ...I suppose I could poison Kripke. 204 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,957 - No, no. - It's a simple matter. 205 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:42,288 There are several toxic chemicals that would be untraceable in an autopsy. 206 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,661 Okay, that's the spirit... 207 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:51,327 ...but let's dial it back to a nonlethal form of vengeance. 208 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,503 Oh. 209 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,635 How about we put a whoopee cushion on his office chair? 210 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,478 He'll sit down and it'll sound like he's flatulent even though he's not. 211 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,973 Let's keep thinking. 212 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,487 Oh, gee, you're too late. 213 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,922 Scarlett Johansson and Wonder Woman were here... 214 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,652 ...trolling around for neurotic little weasels. 215 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,156 I came to talk to Bernadette. She's working today, right? 216 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,097 - I don't think she wants to see you. - Why not? 217 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,170 Come on. You hurt her feelings by not calling her all week. 218 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,433 Plus, I've been kind of talking some smack about you. 219 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,708 - Hello, Howard. - Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you. 220 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,508 - I can't. I'm working. - This will only take a second. 221 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,175 You asked me to think about where our relationship was going... 222 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,014 ...and I did. 223 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,683 Bernadette... 224 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,021 ...will you marry me? 225 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:55,193 Is this more comedy that I don't understand? 226 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,961 No, I'm serious. 227 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,696 I'm never gonna find another girl like you... 228 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:05,537 ...who likes me and is, you know, real. 229 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,705 - So this isn't a joke? - No. 230 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,043 Then you're insane. 231 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:15,551 I prefer to think of myself as quirky. 232 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:19,988 Howard, we've only been on three dates. We haven't even had sex yet. 233 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,219 Fair enough. When's your break? 234 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,329 Wow. 235 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,391 Don't you just hate when this happens? 236 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,566 Wow. 237 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,509 All right, how's this for revenge? 238 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:46,913 A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturated potassium iodide. 239 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,919 - What's this? - Mountain Dew. 240 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,417 Ah. Refreshing. 241 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,927 Now, we're going to combine these chemicals with ordinary dish soap... 242 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:02,124 ...creating a little exothermic release of oxygen. 243 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,441 - Foamy vengeance. - Yes, exactly. 244 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,277 This is brilliant, Sheldon. 245 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,612 How are we gonna deploy it in Kripke's office? 246 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,621 Already taken care of. Observe. 247 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:29,985 This is a live shot of Kripke's lab via a mini webcam I was able to install... 248 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:34,122 ...thanks to a dollar bill discreetly placed in the night janitor's shirt pocket. 249 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,667 At the same time, I also secured large quantities of these chemicals... 250 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,738 ...above the tiles in the drop ceiling. 251 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,809 Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor. 252 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,811 You flatter me, sir. 253 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,972 - Let me guess, motion sensors? - Yes. 254 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,984 The reaction will be triggered when Kripke reaches the center of the room. 255 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,620 Mwa, ha, ha. 256 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,488 I gotta say, I am really impressed. 257 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,187 This is truly the Sheldon Cooper way to get even. 258 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:12,595 It may be low-tech... 259 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,434 ...but I still maintain the whoopee cushion has comic validity. 260 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,841 Here comes Kripke. 261 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,945 Who's that with him? 262 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,445 I believe that's the president of the university. 263 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,380 - The board of directors. Abort! Abort! - There is no abort. 264 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:30,352 - How could you not put in an abort? - I made a boo-boo, all right? 265 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,857 I think the board will really appreciate how well we're using that NSA grant. 266 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,121 Right here we have a micro-controlled plasma... 267 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,532 Wow. Looks like the Ganges on laundry day. 268 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,372 At least they don't know it was you. 269 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,479 Hello, Kripke. 270 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,878 This classic prank comes to you... 271 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,713 ...from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper. 272 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,721 If you'd like to see the look on your stupid face... 273 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,725 ...this video is being Instantly uploaded to YouTube. 274 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:13,730 Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali... 275 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,496 ...for their support and encouragement In this enterprise. 276 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,407 Well, I'm going back to India. What's your plan? 277 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,606 - Hey, here's your tip from Table 7. - Oh, thanks. 278 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,752 - Mm-hm. - Testing. Check. Check two. 279 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,346 Oh, now what? 280 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,514 - You want me to throw him out? - No, that's okay. 281 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,922 Are you sure? He's small. 282 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,291 Bet I could get a nice tight spiral on him. 283 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:51,536 I wanna dedicate this number to a great gal who I've done wrong. 284 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,531 Bernadette 285 00:17:56,242 --> 00:18:01,373 I am so sorry For trying to propose to you 286 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,543 Bernadette 287 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:10,218 You found It creepy But that's just the kind of thing I do 288 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,220 Ahhh 289 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:16,384 I know now It was too soon To talk of love 290 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,396 It was just a crazy idea That came to me In my tub 291 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,228 But, Bernadette Give me one more chance 292 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,664 Sweet Bernadette 293 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,305 I'll get the hang of this thing They call romance 294 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,963 Sweet Bernadette 295 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,666 I dream to once again Kiss your lips 296 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,072 Sweet Bernadette 297 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,181 Sincerely yours, Howard Wolowitz 298 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,408 Bernadette 299 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,576 Oh, I am so sorry. 300 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,778 Are you kidding? 301 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,822 That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me. 302 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:47,984 Bernadette 303 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,684 Thank you, Cheesecake Factory.