1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:04,836 - Kites ho! - Kites ho! 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,233 Kites ho! 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,499 Kites ho! 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,838 Excuse me. You're misusing the word "ho." 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,543 It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object. 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:20,346 As in, uh, "Land ho!" or, uh, "Westward ho!" 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,915 Kites ho! 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,823 Hey, guys. What are you doing? 9 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,724 Going out to discover electricity? 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:35,199 If you refer to the work of Benjamin Franklin, he did not discover electricity. 11 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,930 He merely used a kite to determine that lightning consists of electricity. 12 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:44,066 He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter. 13 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:50,876 - Kites ho. - We're heading out for some kite fighting. 14 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,678 - Kite fighting? - Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,084 It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport. 16 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,922 Well, actually, the risk of throat-cutting is very low. 17 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:04,462 On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger. 18 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,959 - Uh, you wanna come watch? - Oh, gee, ha, sounds amazing. 19 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,128 But, um, I've got some friends coming over. 20 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,570 We're just gonna watch the Nebraska game. 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,868 Oh, football, sure. 22 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,875 Good guess. 23 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,078 I would've invited you, but you're not a fan. 24 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,411 No. No, I'm not. So, great. 25 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,879 You've got plans doing something you like... 26 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,717 ...I've got plans doing something I like, so it's good. 27 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,223 Maybe we'll hang out after everybody's gone. 28 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:36,658 - Yeah, great. - See you. 29 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,831 Well, this sucks. 30 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,334 I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off. 31 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:51,140 Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie? 32 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,406 Leonard realized Penny's hiding him from her friends... 33 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,607 ...because he's a tiny little man who flies kites. 34 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,119 Oh, that certainly would suck. 35 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,848 Wolowitz is trying to outflank us. 36 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:35,318 Let out some string, add altitude, I'll go under and cut his line. 37 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,120 Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me? 38 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,553 Focus, Leonard, focus. 39 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:43,719 The heat of battle is upon us. The dogs of war are unleashed. 40 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,866 Maybe Koothrappali's right, maybe I embarrass her. 41 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,331 You're embarrassing me. 42 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,470 A grown man worrying about such nonsense. 43 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,128 We're in the middle of flying kites. 44 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,343 - Sorry. - Sorry won't bring their kites down. 45 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,036 Ouch! String burn. String burn. 46 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,881 Oh, they think we're flanking. They're playing right into our hands. 47 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,647 At the count of three, we execute the flying scissor. 48 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,848 - One, two, thre... - Whoa. 49 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,356 - You see that? - See what? 50 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,825 - That chick. She smiled at me. - No, she didn't. 51 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,930 - She did. - Come on, scissors, scissors. 52 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,033 - Hold my line. - What? I can't scissors by myself. 53 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,533 Howard, come back! 54 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,601 Victory! 55 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,198 Son of a bitch. 56 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,938 You're a sucky friend, you know that? 57 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,275 A sucky, sucky friend. 58 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:40,610 What was I supposed to do? She gave me that come-hither look. 59 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,779 If she gave you any look at all, it was a you-suck look. 60 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,255 I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy. 61 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:52,057 Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds, you don't have a hammy. 62 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:56,024 So Penny doesn't want me around her friends. I embarrass her. What else? 63 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:00,463 Well, her actions could be out of concern for your feelings. 64 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,972 Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings... 65 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:06,909 ...because she's scouting for a new mate and doesn't wanna do it in front of you. 66 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,478 Oh, how kind of her. 67 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:14,250 Agreed. Most primates don't show that sort of discretion. 68 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,982 A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one... 69 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,752 ...without so much as a, "How do you do?" 70 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:24,659 You always do this. Ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with. 71 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,766 - I totally had a shot. - With a woman you were chasing in a park. 72 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,595 That's not a shot, that's a felony. 73 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,432 What's worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite. 74 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:39,467 I don't suppose there's any chance you could give me my kite back? 75 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,905 I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare dictate... 76 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,074 ...that the fallen kite go to the victor. 77 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,743 And without rules, the competition has no meaning. 78 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,947 And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture: 79 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,417 I have your kite, I have your kite 80 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,129 - Hey. - Hi. 81 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,636 How was your football party? 82 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,970 - It was pretty good, we won. - Oh, wow, that's excellent. 83 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,838 Weird figure of speech, isn't it? 84 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,879 "We won," when you weren't actually playing. 85 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,619 When we watch Star Wars, we don't say, "W e defeated the Empire." Ha, ha. 86 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,045 I'm glad to hear it. 87 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,355 Oh, hey, on a related subject... 88 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,289 ...are you embarrassed to have me around your friends? 89 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,895 Oh, my God, no. Why would you ask that? 90 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,899 Well, you know, I just noticed I haven't really met any of them. 91 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,696 - Sure you have. - Well, yeah, no. 92 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,862 I met the huge ex-boyfriend... 93 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:45,034 ...and the smaller-yet-still-larger-than-me ex-boyfriend. 94 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,070 By the way, were they here today? 95 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,579 - Of course not. - Why would they? Why would I ask? 96 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:52,343 Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me? 97 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:56,082 Leonard, look, if you wanna meet my friends, that would be great. 98 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,816 I just... You know, I didn't want you to be bored. 99 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,358 I wouldn't be bored. Why would I be bored? 100 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,928 Well, because they're not genius scientists. 101 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,592 Penny, I like all sorts of people. 102 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:10,099 In fact, some of my best friends aren't geniuses. 103 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,062 Like who? 104 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,767 Okay, some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses. 105 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,505 But... My point is, if we're gonna be a couple... 106 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,582 - ...I should be friends with your friends. - Okay, great. 107 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,549 Why don't you come over next Saturday and watch the game? 108 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,246 Another football game? 109 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,089 They have them every week. 110 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,393 Did not know that. 111 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,086 - You wanted to meet my friends. - Sure. 112 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,289 Just... I don't know much about football. 113 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,559 The guys' girlfriends don't know football. 114 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,135 They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen. 115 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,470 Great. 116 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,734 Looking left, he's got nothing. 117 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,972 - He drops off a screen, out of bounds... - Okay, a completed pass. 118 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,639 First down, New England. 119 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,050 - I think I'm starting to get this. - Really? 120 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,749 The only thing I've learned is that American men love drinking beer... 121 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,986 ...pee too often, and have trouble getting erections. 122 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,965 Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj. 123 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:19,264 If people cut back on the beer, you could get out the bathroom... 124 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,408 ...and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help. 125 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,403 Raj, what are you doing here? 126 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,843 You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa. 127 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,410 Are you under the impression that we're still friends? 128 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,609 Ugh. 129 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,848 Come on, you're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you? 130 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,457 It's not just the kite thing. 131 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,617 Every time we go someplace, you dump me... 132 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,026 ...whenever someone pretty comes even though you don't have a shot. 133 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,189 I had a shot with that jogger. 134 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:51,167 Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her. 135 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,862 It's not a little scooter. 136 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,032 It's the second-biggest Vespa they make! 137 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,313 You're watching football? 138 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,642 There's no fooling you. 139 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:08,176 Now, what is this "sacks" statistic they put up there? 140 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,882 All I know about Saks is my mother shops there. 141 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,856 Sacks, sacks. 142 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,521 It's football nomenclature for when a quarterback... 143 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,792 ...is tackled behind the line of scrimmage. 144 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,458 Huh. 145 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,465 Scrimmage. 146 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,503 The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line... 147 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,169 ...separating the offense from the defense. 148 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,171 Oh. 149 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,046 Sheldon knows football? 150 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:44,146 - Apparently. - I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football? 151 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:49,420 - Sheldon, how do you know this stuff? - I grew up in Texas. 152 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,655 Football is ubiquitous in Texas. 153 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:55,733 There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football... 154 00:08:55,902 --> 00:09:00,498 In fact, every form of football except the original, European football. 155 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,938 Which most Texans believe to be a commie plot. 156 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,002 - Unbelievable. - If interested... 157 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:11,674 ...I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken. 158 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,784 So you could teach me? 159 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,693 Football or chicken-fried meats? 160 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:24,688 Football. I'm going to Penny's to watch a game with her friends. 161 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,458 I don't wanna look like an idiot. I wanna blend in. 162 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,965 If you wanna blend in... 163 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,400 ...I'd think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage. 164 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,467 Sheldon, teach me football. It'll be fun. 165 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,642 That's exactly what my father said. 166 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,712 "Come to the games. Watch the games." 167 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,212 Week in and week out, from the time I was 5... 168 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:47,615 ...until I went off to college. Longest seven years of my life. 169 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,616 Please, I'm asking you as a friend. 170 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,752 Are you making this a tier-one friendship request? 171 00:09:56,896 --> 00:10:00,127 - Yes. - Fine. 172 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,761 - I really appreciate this. - Yeah, yeah. 173 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,996 All right, poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen. 174 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,432 I'm sorry? 175 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,009 Oh, that's how my father always began our football conversations. 176 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,312 And if you'd like, after the game, I'll teach you... 177 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,508 ...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself. 178 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,600 When are you gonna stop making Cylon toast? 179 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,542 When I have enough to destroy the human toast... 180 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,114 ...on the Battlestar known as Galactica. 181 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,513 Is that what you're wearing to watch football? 182 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,286 - What's wrong with a football jersey? - Nothing. 183 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:00,449 That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress. 184 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,624 It's the smallest size they had. 185 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,164 Except the one for dogs. 186 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,036 I can't believe they had one for dogs. 187 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,970 Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas. 188 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,372 Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel. 189 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,642 My sister found that out the hard way. 190 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,377 - Anyway, wish me luck. - Leonard, wait. 191 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,180 Am I correct in assuming that your attempt... 192 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:32,552 ...to be accepted by Penny's peers is based on your desire to ensure... 193 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,751 ...your continuing mating privileges with her? 194 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,888 Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way. 195 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,158 How would you put it? 196 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,561 Yeah, okay, like you said. 197 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:50,234 Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. 198 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,443 Don't you have access to women who will do it for money? 199 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:02,081 By the way, another accepted usage for the term "ho." 200 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,351 Goodbye, Sheldon. 201 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,556 Now, hold on. 202 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,060 I believe that social convention dictate you not arrive empty-handed. 203 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,859 Would you like to bring some Cylon toast? 204 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:18,133 Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at. 205 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,609 What's funny about Cylon toast? 206 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,574 It's open. 207 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,886 Hey, pal. 208 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,085 What do you want? 209 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,918 I brought you a little gift. 210 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,423 New kite. 211 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,760 The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang. 212 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,423 An Indian kite my brother sent to me from New Delhi. 213 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,900 It took me a day to put together and two days to paint. 214 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,301 This is Hello Kitty. 215 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,234 Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse. 216 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,438 Does a Patang? 217 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,080 Wow, you just don't get it, do you? 218 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:09,347 Buying me something pretty isn't gonna make our problem just go away. 219 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,520 Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be. 220 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,788 You've been a sucky friend. A sucky, sucky friend. 221 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,665 - Stipulated. - And you do it all the time. 222 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:25,031 Last week, we were looking for a phone with giant numbers for your mother... 223 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,695 - ...and I realize you're not even there. - I know. 224 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,102 And where were you? 225 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,472 Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick. 226 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,304 But in my defense, she was gorgeous. 227 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,813 And working that squeezer to make the lemonade... 228 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,112 ...going up and down and up and down... 229 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:45,617 It was like a free pole dance right in the middle of the food court. 230 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,451 You're impossible. 231 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,619 Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk. 232 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,700 Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder. 233 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,200 You're just a douche. 234 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,330 No. You know what? 235 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,565 Maybe that's what this whole thing is about. 236 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,972 You're not mad at me. You're mad at yourself. 237 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,807 No, I'm mad at you. I hate myself, but I'm mad at you. 238 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,013 Look, fine. You're mad at me. I get it. Now... 239 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,744 How about we go spend the day together? 240 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,982 Just the two of us. We'll go anywhere you want. 241 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,817 I don't know. 242 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,928 Come on. 243 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,089 Let me take you someplace nice. 244 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,603 I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits. 245 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,105 Really? Now? With the traffic and the parking? It... 246 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,003 Okay, fine. The Tar Pits. Let's go. 247 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,082 Oh, why can't I stay mad at you? 248 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,086 - Yeah. - Ha-ha-ha. 249 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,055 - Breaks tackle. - Go, go. 250 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,060 - He breaks another. - Go! Yes! 251 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,530 Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what? 252 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,860 Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game. 253 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,030 Oh. Did not know that. Ha. 254 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,274 - How much beer have you had? - None, why? 255 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,742 Oh. Just kind of hoping you were drunk. 256 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,146 - Now we're back live. - Okay, yeah. 257 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,477 No, I can see the difference. 258 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,987 - That's intentional grounding. - Totally. 259 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,420 Yeah... That completely was a forward pass... 260 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,049 ...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage... 261 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,957 ...or to conserve time. 262 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,929 I can't believe they're not penalized with the loss of a down... 263 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,333 ...and by having to move the line of scrimmage back to the spot of the foul. 264 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,770 - Here. Have some pizza, sweetie. - Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant. 265 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,072 I know. I just need you to stop talking. 266 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,349 Penny. Penny. Penny. 267 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,780 - Sheldon, come in. - Thank you. 268 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,255 I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread. 269 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,156 - There's some in the fridge. - You shouldn't keep bread in the fridge. 270 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,129 Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch... 271 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,428 ...which occurs faster at cool temperatures. 272 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,299 On Earth, we say, "Thank you." 273 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,165 So, Leonard, how goes the mimesis? 274 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:22,042 - Mimesis? - You know, mimesis. 275 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,013 An action in which the mimic takes on the properties... 276 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,982 ...of a specific object or organism. 277 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,179 Mimesis. 278 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,054 What the hell are you talking about? 279 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,695 I'm attempting to communicate with you... 280 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,526 ...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you. 281 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,792 Let me try again. 282 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:48,970 Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own? 283 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,006 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. 284 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,343 Oh, I guess so. 285 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,881 Good. Oh, FYI, after I eat my sandwich... 286 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,917 ...I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite out for a test run. 287 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,681 Would you get your Delta Wing Raptor and join me? 288 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,348 I don't wanna fly kites, Sheldon. Come on, we're watching football here. 289 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,690 I can see that. I was providing you with an alternative. 290 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:16,160 A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances. 291 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:21,164 Oh, look at that. The Oklahoma coach has thrown down a red flag... 292 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,036 ...indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field. 293 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:28,010 Hope he's right, because if he's not, it'll cost him one of his three timeouts. 294 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,214 You know, Leonard, honey... 295 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,222 ...I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon. 296 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,293 I'll watch the end of the game. There's three minutes left. 297 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,723 Until halftime. 298 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,363 This is just half? 299 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,359 We've been here for hours. 300 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,128 - You're gonna be here for a couple more. - Oh, you're kidding. 301 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,636 - No. - Nice meeting all of you. 302 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,435 So, yeah, anyway, that's my boyfriend. 303 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,444 He is really smart. 304 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,749 I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you. 305 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,394 My pleasure. 306 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,328 Maybe after lunch we can go to Marie Callender's and have some pie. 307 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,763 - I'd like that. - Heh. 308 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,931 This is turning out to be a perfect Saturday. 309 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,596 Good, I'm glad. 310 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,739 Oh, man. Did you see the way she smiled at me? 311 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,510 Fine. Go ahead. 312 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,344 No. This is our day. 313 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,817 If you wanna chase after her, chase after her. 314 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,850 Oh, who am I kidding? I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that. 315 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,324 Don't put yourself down. You're very attractive. 316 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,262 - You think so? - Yeah. 317 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,695 It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class with me now and then... 318 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,358 ...but you have a certain wiry appeal. 319 00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:01,597 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter, because she wasn't really smiling at me. 320 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,207 In this case, I think she was. 321 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,768 - Really? - Yeah. 322 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,206 Bye. 323 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,839 What a douche.